28 Jobs at UBS; Obama’s Dog to be Gunned Down

There are 28 confirmed job openings at UBS in New York City and Jersey City. (See below.) In other developments, Dr. Bernhard Gremlinsky, upset and angry from the stain in his family’s name caused by his daughter’s (Monica Gremlinsky) rumored relations with America’s first dog (Bo Clinton), reportedly contacted the Fuhrer of BofA for revenge. According to our reliable sources, Dr. Gremlinsky asked the Fuhrer to lend him Madame X’s services to shoot Bo with dandruff filled paper bullets. The same source said the doctor wanted Bo to suffer itching from snowflakes for the entire summer.

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In more serious news, the 28 jobs at UBS and its titles are listed below. These jobs are in their Investment Banking and Wealth Management Americas divisions.

1. Branch Technology Liaison (BTL)
2. Client Service Associate
3. COS/Business Manager
4. Credit Risk- Core Java Developer
5. Credit Risk Integration Developer
6. Database Developer (Oracle)
7. Direct Market Access Account Manager
8. Director of Manager Research – GIS
9. Equity Research Analyst – Banks
10. Equity Research Analyst – Brokers and Asset Managers
11. Equity Research Analyst – Oilfield services and equipment sectors
12. Equity Research Analyst-Retail Hardlines
13. Equity Research Associate – Airlines
14. Equity Research Associate- Healthcare Services
15. Equity Research Associate-Semiconductor Capital Equipment/Solar Energy
16. Excel VBA Developer
17. Fixed Income Valuation Controller
18. Generalist Analyst
19. Global Head of Prime Brokerage Margin
20. Oracle DBA
21. Product Control Manager, Structured Credit Derivatives – US Lead
22. Risk IT Business Manager
23. Senior .NET GUI Developer
24. Senior Development Manager
25. Senior Excel VBA Developer
26. Senior Middleware Dev/Lead
27. US DBA Lead
28. Valuation Analyst

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