Jobs at MetLife and the truth between Snoopy and Bernie Madoff

Because we believe SNOOPY is the classiest dog in world history, we have decided to follow up on the lead from yesterday’s post for career openings at METLIFE.  But before we proceed, we would like to be the first one to put down the rumor about to reach the PAGE SIX column of THE NEW YORK POST that SNOOPY and BERNIE MADOFF worked together.  Look at the pictures below:

 

snoopy-and-madoff

 

 

The rumor appears to be based on the picture on the left.  But take a closer look – the difference between the two men is in the nose.  We believe that the man SNOOPY was hugging is JOE BIDEN.  (Can someone confirm this?  Can someone also find out if SNOOPY is a Democrat?  Let us know in your comments.)

 

Enough with this rumor…go to the careers section of METLIFE by clicking on these words: SNOOPY IS NOT MADOFF’S BFF.  (If you’re having trouble with that link simply copy the address http://www.metlife.com/careers/index.html?WT.ac=GN_careers into your web browser.)  After you get to this web page you will see “Search Jobs” to your right and that’s where you should begin.  You will find Financial Services Representative career openings in New York City at the Search Specialized Jobs web page.  Also brief descriptions of New York City-based jobs posted since last month, which you will find at the Search All Other Jobs web page, are the following:

 

Requisition ID: 15975 

Position Title: Branch Manager II 

Location: Long Island City, NY – 1 MetLife Plaza – 10068 

Alternate State(s):  

Virtual Location: No 

Job Category: Mortgage/Real Estate 

Business Category: Financial Mgmt Group/MetLife Bank 

Position Type: FULLTIME 

Education Required: Not Indicated

Experience Required: 1 – 3 Years

 

Requisition ID: 15973 

Position Title: Relationship Manager 

Location: Long Island City, NY – 1 MetLife Plaza – 10068 

Alternate State(s):  

Virtual Location: No 

Job Category: Mortgage/Real Estate 

Business Category: Financial Mgmt Group/MetLife Bank 

Position Type: FULLTIME 

Education Required: High School Diploma/GED

Experience Required: 1 – 3 Years

Salary Grade: 155 

No. of Openings: 30 

 

Requisition ID: 16223 

Position Title: Reverse Mortgage Sales Consultant – AZ 

Location: Long Island City, NY – 1 MetLife Plaza – HOME4 

Alternate State(s): AZ 

Virtual Location: Yes 

Job Category: Banking 

Business Category: Financial Mgmt Group/MetLife Bank 

Position Type: FULLTIME 

Education Required: Not Indicated

Experience Required: Less than 1 year

Salary Grade: 090 

No. of Openings: 1

 

Requisition ID: 16302 

Position Title: Reverse Mortgage Consultant – MD 

Location: Long Island City, NY – 1 MetLife Plaza – HOME3 

Alternate State(s): MD 

Virtual Location: Yes 

Job Category: Banking 

Business Category: Financial Mgmt Group/MetLife Bank 

Position Type: FULLTIME 

Education Required: Not Indicated

Experience Required: Less than 1 year

Salary Grade: 115 

No. of Openings: 1   

 

Requisition ID: 16111 

Position Title: Reverse Mortgage Sales Consultant 

Location: Long Island City, NY – 1 MetLife Plaza – HOME4 

Alternate State(s): CA 

Virtual Location: Yes 

Job Category: Banking 

Business Category: Financial Mgmt Group/MetLife Bank 

Position Type: FULLTIME 

Education Required: Not Indicated

Experience Required: Less than 1 year

Salary Grade: 090 

No. of Openings: 1 

 

Again we would like you to know that SNOOPY and BERNIE MADOFF did not work together.  Nor SNOOPY had any other type of relationship with BERNIE MADOFF.  However, SNOOPY might be a contributor to the Democrat’s socialist wing, which should not be a concern right now. 

 

Article by Mr. Chow  

(Sources of photos: SNOOPY and “JOE BIDEN,” www.daylife.com; BERNIE MADOFF, www.page2live.com.)

 

 

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